Friday, June 20, 2014
UNCLE SCOOTER:
Hello there Lads! Ha ha!
SILACE:
(screams)
Ahhhh! Giant man! giant robot man!
STEVE:
Uncle Scooter! How are you!
UNCLE SCOOTER:
Oh, you know... a little rusty in mah joints, but...
SILACE:
You're a robot...
STEVE:
(whispers)
SILACE! i told you to be nice!
(STEVE HITS SILACE)
SILACE:
Ow!
(whispers)
He's a robot. why is he a ro-
(STEVE HITS SILACE AGAIN)
SILACE:
ow!
UNCLE SCOOTER:
And this must be the lad we talked about on the phone.
SILACE:
Why are you a robot! (gasps)
STEVE:
Silace!
SILACE:
i don't know why i said that!
STEVE:
What is WRONG with you?
UNCLE SCOOTER:
(laughing)
oh, it's alright. i know it's a little shocking at first. You see, young fella, i lost about 85% of my body in the war...
